The Silent Retreat Uproar (Disaster Scene)

the prompt

The Silent Retreat Uproar. 
Shot 1 (0.0-0.5): Macro shot of a mosquito landing on the Guru's nose during deep meditation. Audio: High pitched BZZZ. 
Shot 2 : The Guru's eye twitches violently. Audio: Spring boing. 
Shot 3 : He wildly slaps his own face, losing his balance. Audio: Sharp SMACK. 
Shot 4 : He tips sideways off his elevated lotus cushion. Audio: Slide whistle. 
Shot 5 : He crashes into a massive, 5-foot brass gong. Audio: Deafening GONG crash. 
Shot 6 : The soundwave startles the aerial yoga class hanging from silk hammocks. Audio: Gasps. 
Shot 7 : One student tangles in her silk, swinging wildly like a pendulum. Audio: Swish-swish. Shot 8 : She kicks a tray of burning incense into the air. Audio: Whoosh. 
Shot 9 : Hot ash lands directly on a therapy goat. Audio: Maaaa! 
Shot 10 : The goat charges, headbutting the bamboo room divider. Audio: THUD. 
Shot 11 : The divider collapses onto the crystal bowl sound healers. Audio: Cacophony of ringing crystal. 
Shot 12 : A vegan smoothie stand is knocked over by fleeing attendees. Audio: Splat! 
Shot 13 : Green sludge covers the entrance doors. Audio: Squish. 
Shot 14 : The Guru slips on the sludge, sliding right out the door. Audio: Cartoon slip. 
Shot 15 : Freeze frame of the Guru mid-air, covered in green smoothie, a goat chewing his robes. Audio: Camera shutter CLICK. Narrator: 'Yep. That is me. Finding my inner peace.'