Retro Infomercial for Accountability Buddy

the prompt

An 80s/90s satirical infomercial for the 'Accountability Buddy 3000'. The video features a charismatic male host in a retro TV studio with purple neon lights, enthusiastically presenting the device. Scenes transition between frustrated office workers in cubicles, a satisfied woman in a retro living room, and close-ups of a hand pressing large, colorful buttons on the machine, which prints passive-aggressive receipts. The camera uses a mix of static shots, smooth pans, and quick zooms, incorporating dynamic character motion, motion blur, and vintage video glitch effects to replicate a classic direct-response television advertisement.