PIGEON: Museum Heist

the prompt

Animation prompt  

PIGEON: Museum Heist A tiny street pigeon in a black turtleneck and beret attempts to steal a single French fry from an elegant museum café. Laser security everywhere. High-budget 3D animation, miniature heist parody. 
[0s–1.5s] Moonlit museum interior. The pigeon studies a fry under a glass cloche like it’s the crown jewels. 
[1.5s–3s] He rolls out a blueprint made of napkins, nods to himself, and rappels down from a dinosaur skeleton with dental floss. 
[3s–5s] He dodges red laser beams with absurd gymnastic precision. One feather brushes a beam and alarms nearly trigger he freezes. 
[5s–7s] A security cat turns the corner. The pigeon swings behind a marble statue just in time, pretending to be part of the sculpture. 
[7s–9s] He glides through a gallery of giant portraits, each one glaring down at him. The cat follows, slipping on polished floors. 
[9s–11s] He reaches the fry, lifts the cloche with shaking wings, and grabs it in complete triumph. 
[11s–13s] The fry is too heavy. He waddles, dragging it dramatically while the security cat closes in. 
[13s–15s] Final shot. He escapes through a ventilation grate by leaving the fry behind then discovers a whole tray of fries inside the vent and smirks at camera.