Clay Stop-Motion Western Girl Battles Runaway Stew Cauldron

the prompt

A scrappy clay saloon kitchen girl with messy blonde hair tied in a loose bun, flour-smudged cheeks, and twin soup ladles strapped to her belt rockets into frame in the first two seconds as a giant runaway frontier stew cauldron mounted on iron stagecoach legs crashes through the kitchen wall behind her, instantly creating the hook, and the whole short becomes a full-speed action comedy through dusty Western town streets, swinging saloon doors, wooden boardwalks, cattle-side markets, hanging lanternless lamp posts, and collapsing rope bridges over dry canyons, where she slides on spilled gravy, swings from tavern signs, launches food projectiles, and uses kitchen tools as weapons while the monstrous iron cauldron stomps through wagons, flips market stalls, sprays boiling steam and broth, and turns the town into one huge chain-reaction mess, all in colorful Western-style stop-motion plasticine animation, with dusty textures, glossy sauces, bouncy squash-and-stretch motion, visible hand-shaped clay details, and dense handcrafted frontier town environments, and just as she finally wedges the cauldron under a giant rodeo-style festival arch and thinks she has won, the lid rattles open and dozens of tiny armored biscuit-bandit dumplings climb out in formation.